INFJ Confession 1878) Upon first meeting me, people get the impression that I have lots of friends. When I tell them otherwise, they’re like, “Really?” It catches me by surprise EVERY TIME. (Yep, I’m just that awesome.) I may not be as outgoing as an extrovert, but I guess I know how to put on a pleasant face, smile, joke a little, and make small talk when necessary. A pinch of verbal, dollop of nonverbal, and a *gallon* of observation is the recipe for the perfect pseudo-socialite.

This sounds so much like me! Just because I know HOW to socialize doesn’t mean I love it, have lots of friends, or wish to socialize with YOU. It has confused my coworkers and people in my life in general. I’m an introvert, and strongly so. Sorry that my ability to socialize (which is a learned behavior by the way, I couldn’t socialize as a kid but I developed the skill) ruins your image of the awkward introvert. I’m an introvert who can navigate a social situation successfully, even if I wish I was home and away from people.