Adept in the ancient, Well-versed in the arcane
You know when you see an advertisement for a casino, and they have a picture of a guy winning money? That’s false advertising, because that happens the least. That’s like if you’re advertising a hamburger, they could show a guy choking. “This is what happened once.
Mitch Hedberg (via myjetlife)
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